I was over this crush

" I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)

(via buzzcutseasonx)

rhapsodybrohemian:

Sit on my face and do this.

(via buzzcutseasonx)

" George Carlin (via scomedy)
  • Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
  • Red - I love you.
  • Pink - I think you’re cute.
  • Blue - You’re amazing.
  • Rose - You’re pretty
  • Purple - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Violet - I would date you.
  • Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Amber - I wish you would notice me.
  • Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
  • Beige - I don’t know you at all.
  • Yellow - I don’t like your blog.
  • Green - I don’t like you.
  • Olive - I think you are unattractive.
  • Brown - I hate you.
  • Grey - You scare me.
  • Black - Delete your tumblr
  • PLEASE? : ]

It’s been a while, hit me up!

Some things never change

methhomework:

ed sheeran is so silly

(via ruinedchildhood)

perfectdisarray:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST ONE AND NEARLY SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER ME

(via hexiebob)

winternetweather:

I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this

(via thunderjugs)

hexiebob:

I need this in my life!

Please tell me what this is it looks hilarious